✦ Martin in glasses
(via yofrere)
I’ll bring honor to you all.
omfs
omg
SCREAMS
(via maggiedalena)
two weeks.
TWO WEEKS UNTIL MY LAPTOP IS FIXED
GUISE
HOW WILL I WATCH DR. WHO
OR HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
OR KORRA
someone kill me
or let me go over and watch netflix. whichever.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via alittleindieandalotoflesbian)
I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
LMFAO
(via theasianexception)
what not to do when someone asks you to use certain pronouns
- ask them why
- ask them whats between their legs
- tell them theyre wrong
- hammer them with personal questions
what to do when someone asks you to use certain pronouns:
- call them by those pronouns
- have a snack if you want w/e youre pretty much done here
(via boisandgrrls)
can we just appreciate emma’s transformation
season 1:
season 9:
(via doyourchainhuanglow)
| So, I was thinking of making a movie about... | Tim Burton: |
| Yes. | Johnny Depp: |
